On the other hand, if you really, really need to wake up, perhaps these are friends worth having . . .
Hey, I said ‘perhaps’!
Peter
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
INCOMING!
Of a heart attack… 🙂
Well, he is up.
Hey, at least the guy put the firecrackers in a pot instead of just throwing them on the bed.
Setting off the fire alarm was a nice touch. The only thing missing was having the sprinklers come on.
Our former sleeper should tape firecrackers onto the underside of the gas range top and arrange for his "friends" to cook a meal. Look out for PTSD…