Today’s Doofus is once again from Florida, which seems to produce a rich harvest of these creatures.
You know that saying, “Be careful what you ask for?”
Hillsborough County deputies say David Hebel asked to go to jail.
The 20-year-old called 911 at 2:48 a.m. today, told a deputy he was drunk, that his sister kicked him out and that he wanted to go to jail to teach her a lesson, sheriff’s spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.
During the 7 minute and 47 second call, Hebel kept laughing, according to an arrest report.
Guess what happened.
Hebel, of 11904 JD South Court, was booked into Orient Road Jail at 5:28 a.m. He is being held on $500 bond.
His charge: misuse of the wireless 911 system.
Why do I get the impression that his sister’s probably laughing harder than any of us? Well, either that, or denying that she knows him or is related to him at all!
Peter