Boy, have I got a pocket-knife for you!
It’s the Spearpoint Chief model from William Henry. The price (yes, it costs $40,000!) is mind-boggling – but, for the economy-minded, it comes with free shipping.
Clearly, that knife is designed for people with more money than sense – and who never, ever plan to use it for a pocket-knife’s intended purpose! I would never buy something like that, just as I never buy “safe queen” guns for collecting purposes. I buy tools to use them. Even if I bought a finely engraved, “work-of-art” gun or knife, it would get used.
Clearly, I’m more artisan than artist. I must lack a certain aesthetic sensitivity . . . but I’m too old and set in my ways to change now, so I don’t care.