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  1. How do you kill a blue elephant?
    Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

    How do you kill a red elephant?
    Hold it's trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

    How do you kill a madras elephant?
    Squirt it with water and watch it bleed to death.

    I'll be here all week, folks! Try the veal, it's delicious!

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