It seems that thousands of years before the Internet was invented, the Roman Empire had some helpful hints (by extension, so to speak) for modern bloggers. Thanks to Retronaut, we can learn from their ancient wisdom. For example, if you receive no traffic to your blog, do the following:
There are more helpful hints at the link. Enjoy!
Peter
Ah, Peter, you killed it. Just tried and the site is off-line due to too much traffic.
See, that's how influential your blog is.