Our anonymous Doofus today comes from Warren, MI.
This young lady decided to rob a local bank. In an effort to appear innocuous, she sat down and filled out an account application – including her real name and genuine former address. She even presented photo ID in her real name! Then, while the clerk was busy processing it, she moved to another teller, produced a gun and demanded money. Becoming impatient (or panicky) when this took too long to arrange, she fled.
Police arrived in short order and read her application with great interest. On going to the address she gave they were told that she’d moved – and left her new address so that mail could be forwarded! Going to her new address, they found her there. She’s now locked up awaiting trial.
*Sigh* Dumb crooks . . . well, at least they make law enforcement’s lives easier!
Peter
Maybe her parents were siblings?
That would be the only excuse I could accept for her stupidity.
What a pinhead!