Today’s Doofus is from Sarasota in Florida.
A man stole a minivan from the county water plant and was caught when he topped 100 mph and someone called a “How’s My Driving?” phone number to complain.
Someone broke into the plant overnight, and workers noticed the minivan missing this morning.
A few hours later, in Manatee County, a driver saw the minivan speeding on U.S. 301 and decided to call the customer service number on a bumper sticker.
Manatee Sheriff’s deputies captured the driver at a Goodwill on 15th Street.
Moral of the story: if you’re going to drive a stolen van like a maniac, make sure your wheels don’t advise those around you where to complain about it!
Peter
There are doofi and then there are DOOFI! Geez, this guy qualifies on so many counts…