Today’s Doofus is from Croatia.
An accident prone shepherd had to be rescued after he followed his flock into a live minefield in Croatia.
Hapless Philimon Zandamela, 34, was led to safety by rescue workers in Sibenik, in the latest in a series of scrapes that have made him a household name in the country.
Zandamela – originally from Mozambique – survived accidentally drinking sulphuric acid and stabbing himself in the stomach because a fortune teller told him it was time to die.
And a fledgling porn career was snuffed out when his family threatened to leave unless he quit.
“He is a real media darling,” said local Zandamela fan Mirjana Andric.
“As the only black shepherd in the country he was always going to be a bit of a sensation but with his knack for getting into, and out of, all these scrapes he seems to be permanently in the public eye.”
There’s more at the link.
Y’know, looking at that remarkable catalog of mishaps and misadventures, I can’t help but wonder what’s next for this poor guy!
Peter
Sounds to me like he's used up at least 4 of 9 lives… 🙂
Yes, I do wonder how long before he self-chlorinates the gene pool.. 🙂
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Morris