Today’s award goes to a hapless wannabe bank-robber in Boston. He was found by police yesterday trying to open the doors of a bank while wearing gloves, sunglasses and a hat, and carrying a pillowcase and a note reading “Give Me All The Money. No Dye Pack.”
Unfortunately for him, yesterday was Columbus Day – a federal public holiday – so the bank was closed.
I think his cellmates are going to be unmercifully amused when he explains to them how he was caught . . .
Peter