Today’s award goes to a man pervert in Australia.
A 70-year-old Canberra man came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital’s Emergency Department with a 10cm [almost 4″] fork lodged in his penis.
The steel cutlery item was inserted into his urethra for his sexual gratification, a write-up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports said.
It remains uncertain how the gentleman thought that could be achieved.
The fork was not visible from the outside but doctors were able to feel it.
There’s more at the link, including a rather graphic X-ray image of the fork and organ in question.
I guess he was well and truly forked! Perhaps he was worried about his organ’s size . . . after all, it’s now indisputably tine-y!
Peter
Puns: The price we pay for literacy.
On the other hand (pun intended) the list of excuses/explanations at my wife's hospital for vegetables inserted up the other orifice, borders on the mind-boggling…
(facepalm)
Good thing he didn't use a tuning fork!
DING! Snoggeramus wins teh intertuubes!!!
I cringed when I first read about this. Now I'm cringing again.
Thanks a bunch.
stay safe.