1. There's a giant weirdness magnet under Florida that attracts epic weirdness. I could drown you with weird Florida stories. It seems that most, like this one, involve alcohol.

    That said, this is laugh out loud funny. He's stroking the little gator, trying to calm it down, almost like a pet. (At 4' I wouldn't call it a baby. More like a "teenager").

  2. This is in Miami, the city where most residents vote Blue, are immigrants, and do not speak English. The street signs are printed in Spanish with English subtitles. The man's name is Aguillar.

    NOT a redneck.

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