Today’s award goes to Dutch airline KLM. Their attempt to be ‘inclusive’ would turn out to be a disaster, if actually attempted. They tweeted this picture in celebration of Amsterdam’s Gay Pride event this year:
Trouble is, when it comes to seatbelts, it most certainly does matter who (or what) you click with! As RedState pointed out:
- If you choose rainbow belt combination #1, and the plane you’re in experiences turbulence or something worse, you will be grotesquely injured and/or killed.
- If you choose rainbow belt combination #2, and the plane you’re in experiences turbulence or something worse, you will be grotesquely injured and/or killed.
- The only safe option is rainbow belt combination #3. By connecting the opposite ends of the belt, you will be secured in your airplane seat, and will be following proper safety protocol.
I get the schtick they’re going for, but it is one of the stupidest ads I’ve ever seen for any agenda … With some things, there is only one combination that truly works. Thanks for proving that, guys!
Insert politically correct “Oops-a-daisy” here!