Doofus Of The Day #998

Today’s award goes to an odd couple in Germany.

Police in western Germany have freed two men who became entangled with a mannequin and a large, remote controlled car.

. . .

Police found the 58-year-old tenant and a 61-year-old visitor “hopelessly locked together” with the toy car and the mannequin — which was dressed in a knight’s costume.

Officers were able to free the men, who were too drunk to explain how their unfortunate predicament had come about.

There’s more at the link.

[Inserts tongue into cheek.]  Obviously gay.  If they’d been straight, it would have been a womannequin.



  1. This was in Mainz. My people come from a little farther west and south, but I think I know the type. I'll bet neither one of these guys cracked a smile the whole time they were engaged in whatever the hell it was. Typisch.

  2. No, no, it's personnequin. Didn't you get the memo from Canada? Like the province of Personitoba.


  3. This is why I catch up on your blog when I haven't looked at it in a while. I can't quite picture how this entanglement is possible, but I think maybe that is just as well. I probably don't want to know the details.

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