Errr . . . oops?

I’ve always regarded sex work as a lousy job.  This incident last week appears to prove it’s a s***ty one, too!

A popular strip club in Abbotsford, BC has been closed until further notice after several dancers contracted diarrhea last Friday night. The cause of the incident, which remains under investigation, has been initially linked to a contaminated buffet at the venue. While the investigation continues, the venue has not been named.

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Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident, which occurred close to 11pm. According to a witness at the venue, three dancers were performing on separate poles when the first sign of trouble emerged … ‘a stream of brown liquid soon gushed over the stage splashing onlookers’, according to the witness. “It was absolutely disgusting,” he told journalists. “A number of guests immediately puked. I personally ran for the exit, I lost all interest in the show.”

The other dancers on stage also suffered from diarrhea soon after and were forced to abandon their performance. “They had a hard time getting off the stage,” said one witness, who stayed to watch the aftermath of the incident. “High heels and diarrhea really don’t mix.”

There’s more at the link.

Clearly, this particular strip club is (literally) not for the anal-retentive!



  1. Actually, I think it IS for the 'anal-retentive' because those working there were obviously NOT 'retentive' enough to handle current conditions!
    I wonder if (or how many) any of the patrons were affected as well? It would be really embarrassing to have to seek medical help for this and admit where one had been eating!

  2. Strip club. Buffet. Safe.

    You can have any one of these. Two is unlikely. All of them is patently impossible.

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