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The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Charles Dickens groans.
Feeling rather saucy this morning, eh?
C(h)ester says NOOOOOOOO!