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Not politically correct, but still funny!
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Another one that I have seen making the rounds is "Chuck Norris went to a code Pink Rally, he came back with his clothes ironed and carrying sandwiches".
I wonder if the delivery doctor got roundhouse kicked or, well, considering little baby Chuck's arms, a Bruce Lee style 6" strike? Hmmm…