1. If the "tactical fork" is a threek, then the "assault fork" is a twok.

    But a tuque is a Canadian hat.

  2. I carry two Assault Screwdrivers, a regular one and an Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxtra-Lonnnnng one.
    Got a fancy holster for it, too.

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