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Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Now I finally understand why the Libs are so hell bent on ridding the world of plastic straws!!!!
Too funny!
Haw!