From the Vulgar Curmudgeon:
Peter
Heh
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
A true classic.
Yep, ONE of those days… 🙂
Laughed out loud. Thank you.
Is no one going to be the ass to point out that ya dematerialize and don't actually go "up?" (Yeah, I am "that guy")