Stephan Pastis nails it again! Click the image for a larger view at the “Pearls Before Swine” comic’s Web site.
Personally, I think getting older is a fundamentally flawed process. One forgets more, one’s strength diminishes, one doesn’t have the endurance or the stamina of youth . . . so why does one’s weight get harder and harder to shed? Surely that should diminish along with everything else? It’s not fair, I tell you!