How not to drag race

Let’s see now.

• Supercharged, dyno-tuned, computer-analyzed engine? Check.
• Car stripped of all unnecessary weight? Check.
• Drag tires fitted to give the best possible grip? Check.
• Everything warmed up ready to go? Check.

Good. Everything’s ready.

Ah . . . perhaps not everything. Not quite.

*gigglesnort!*

Peter