That’s actually part of the title of a new anthology of hunting stories from Cedar Sanderson: “How Not to Shoot Fish, and Other Deer that Got Away“.
The blurb reads:
Twenty-one tales of hunting, fishing, and trapping make this volume of stories big enough to hold a drink in one hand while you read it. Tales range from side-splitting hilarity to poignant musings on dogs too good to be true. Fully illustrated, each story is accompanied by a picture of the critters, landscape, or events within. Tide yourself over until the next hunting season with stories of how it was, and is, when you’re out in the wild testing the wiles of hunter versus prey.
My wife came up with the book’s title in a roundabout sort of way, and I’ve got a story in the collection. So have many of the usual suspects from the North Texas Troublemakers, including Lawdog, Old NFO and others. Most of them are funny (well, what else would you expect with a crowd like ours?), and I think we all enjoyed writing our contributions. There’ll be a second volume shortly, offering more stories for your entertainment from a different group of authors.