The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
After the very long Weekend Wings post below, I’ve not had the energy to do much more for tonight. Still, there’s this. Remove the chain from a chainsaw, then . . .
If one of my friends did that to me, I think tarring and feathering would be a minimal response! Any other creative retaliatory ideas from my readers?
Peter
Played in a rock band a number of years ago and did the same thing for one of the tunes.
Put red-dyed Karo syrup in the oiler and the effect was pretty spectacular. Rev it up, hit one of the band members with the bar and push on the oiler button — the red Karo would hit the drive sprocket and be flung everywhere.
Dip him in honey and leave him out for the bears!
Put the chain back on and use it on him???
If that guy had done that to me… he'd have gone flying right off the roof with the chainsaw stuck in a very uncomfortable place…
A habanero sauce enema
That is terrible. I laughed just the same though!
Jim