Here’s Stephan Pastis’ suggestion. Click the image to see a larger version at the ‘Pearls Before Swine’ Web page.
*Sigh* . . . I resemble that remark!
Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
So THAT'S what I've been getting wrong!
My only 2022 resolution is to stop writing 2021 on my checks.
I believe that Pig has an admirable goal. At least it should be something achievable.