Patrick, writing over at Popehat, lists a number of lessons he’s learned from American horror books and movies, including such gems as:
- If it sleeps an ancient slumber, don’t wake it up.
- If you have to climb up to the attic, don’t enter head first.
- “Do not call up that which you cannot put down.”
- When you meet a small, precocious child, beat it to death with a hammer. Just in case.
There are many more at the link. Good for a laugh in this Halloween season.
Peter