1. Funny part about the "My generation" one? The journey from "hear me roar" to "let's mutilate kids!" is a straight line, in glow-in-the-dark paint. That slope wasn't just slippery. It was lubricated with the blood of slaughtered infants. Just saying.

  2. Shrink Wrapped reminded me of this one I came up with a while ago:

    What do you call all the straps hanging off of a strait jacket?

    A Lunatic Fringe.

  3. I wonder how the hamster managed to pouch a refrigerator magnet? I was half expecting that the poor thing had gone into "hibernation coma" and came out of it when warmed up (been there done that).

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *