The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Another random roundup from the Internet over the past week.
Click the next one to enlarge it.
The last three aren’t funny, but they’re very true. You might want to circulate them among your friends on social media. (Click the first one to biggit.)
More next week.
Peter
Most of those were treasures. One of them should be buried.
I'm glad you thought #12 was funny. We could all use some laughs these days. But I thought it was written by an absolute moron.
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Just saying.
I think #12 is spot on in the sarcasm department. Why not be able to go to a hair salon or a nail salon or a church (which, by the way, totally protected by the 1st Amendment, so all orders shuttering churches is totally unconstitutional) using reasonable precautions? Which are, if you are an old and/or sick fart, stay home, else, wash your darned hands and be reasonable.
As to #2, well, thank nasty disfiguring diseases for that particular fashion accessory. No. Seriously.
Not arguing to shutter churches, nor against reasonable precautions.
I'm waiting to see the barber, hair stylist, or manicurist who can do their job from 6' away, but I'm open to a reasonable explanations for how that works.
But one of these things is not like the other, and the soopergenius who pooped that one out is oversupplied with cluelessness.
It's still a little bit funny, but only in a running-over-yourself-with-your-own-car kind of way.
Perhaps those barbers, etc, would be related to Scissorhands? (Or however it's spelled. Freddy Krueger might have been easier to spell.)
I enjoyed pretty much all of them. Thanks!
I especially liked #12 because it got Aesop's titties in a pinch.
I like them as well. Why overanalyze everything.
Very funny! There is a blogger called Bookworm Room.. Hmmm.
Okay, there WAS a site called BookwormRoom.com that had some Hi-larious meme round-ups…
But they seem to have disappeared. Hope they're okay.
Oh, God. Aesop just can't help himself.