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Peter
No s***, Sherlock! – relationship edition
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
The bear (note the paw position) was later charged with sexual harassment for this compromising photo showing his being completely bear naked and pawing the young lady.
He later stated he couldn't bear the shame of such an accusation, and was completely em-bear-ased by the entire affair.
He promised to henceforth act in a manner to em-paw-er women.
Honey? HONEY?! HOW DARE YOU!!!
ROOOOWWWWR!!!!
Greenpeace said absolutely nothing about the hide nailed to a tree.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Aaron beats the original.