Found on MeWe, in a comment to a post asking for information about concealed carry holsters:
I’ve been using a Cross Breed inside the waste band for my LC9, and it works great.
“Waste” band? Does that mean the commenter is attaching the holster inside her colostomy bag support band? That could lend an entirely new and unsanitary meaning to the term “quick draw”!
Sorry. Sometimes my sense of the irreverent takes over!
On the subject of “waste bands” (sic) and the like: a friend of mine came out of hospital several years (decades!) ago, wearing a catheter and a urine bag for a few days to speed his recovery after an operation. He described going home as a mixed blessing. It was great to be with his wife and kids again – until about five o’clock the next morning, when his two young girls bounced onto the marital bed and demanded that Daddy wake up and play with them. Guess where they landed? You got it… right on his urine bag. I quote: “Have you ever tried to pee backwards? It sheds a new and horrible light on the human condition!” Apparently his wife was torn between sympathy at his pain, trying to shield their daughters’ ears from his (very and explicitly vocal) reaction, and helpless laughter…