From Mom’s Scribbles:
I swear, if God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Oh, boy, do I hear you as I grow older . . .
Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
From Mom’s Scribbles:
I swear, if God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Oh, boy, do I hear you as I grow older . . .
Peter
Hey! That's MY line!!!!!
Also:
"If God wanted me to see the sunrise, He'd move it to 2:00 PM."
My back & right knee won't let me bend over, except in slow motion. Coming back up again depends on the availability of a sturdy support. Otherwise, I might just stay in the floor.