From a report in the Telegraph about the Iowa caucus results:
It just feels like she’s been around forever. Someday we shall discover that Hillary is immortal and has been running for office since 4000BC. When they crack open that hidden tomb in Tutankhamun’s pyramid, they’ll find a Vote Hillary hieroglyph chiseled into the wall: “Making Egypt Great Again!”
Hey, the face on the Sphinx sorta resembles Hillary :^)
When did he get one?
Well, the plan was for a pyramid, but after Shrillary got done with the plans and budget, and the incidental expenses, a hole in the ground was all he got. "What does it matter at this point"? was her official response to questions about the process that led to such an ignoble result. The quality of her actions has been remarkably consistent over the eons that she has been associated with various regimes.
The mummy's curse?