(A tip o’ the hat to Diogenes’ Middle Finger for bringing it to our attention.)
From the Would-Be Galactic Emperor, blogging at My Planet, My Rules:
If you gather enough truly stupid people together in the same place, the resulting flash from the explosion of asshole can be seen in distant galaxies.
Of course, this begs for verification through experimentation. I suggest we start on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., where the accumulation of stupidity has to be seen to be believed! Add the Biden administration into the mix, and throw in the city’s loony-left leadership, and that should be enough to produce some absolutely splendid spontaneous combustion, even on an intergalactic scale.