The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
From comedian Owen Benjamin on Gab:
When you own goats you understand why celebrities worship the goat. The male goat spends all day peeing on his own face, trying to fornicate [with] literally anything, and yelling incoherently. It’s the celebrity spirit animal.
It’s hard to argue with that insight!
Peter
Goats, the biggest troublemakers on the farm. I never thought about what Benjamin brought up. It so fits. Thanks for sharing.
I have owned goats and that is so appropriate!
Snerk… Excellent point!
I can remember Mom yelling "Get out of here, you smell like a goat!" This was after coming in from trying to ride my Great Aunt's goat while visiting on the farm.