From the Adaptive Curmudgeon, concerning an English Major Ramble:
It’s an excellent essay. You should read the whole thing. Let all 1853 words about the super cool awesomeness that is formal study of English wash over you like a Diet Sprite spilled on your shoe. Let the author drop their thoughts in your cranium like a cat dropping a turd in a box. Let the concepts rain down from on high like drool from the mouth of a gold plated unicorn.
Then shake that shit off and get your ass back to work!
Peter