1. Years ago I had a friend who was 100% vegan.

    One day I happened to comment that I wondered how loud the carrot he was eating screamed when it was ripped untimely from Mother Earth's womb, and I thought he'd have a stroke….

  2. Black's been doing this one for a number of years now, and I have always found it to be hilarious. He's a well educated man, actually. He's a cowboy who also happens to be a doctor of veterinary medicine. He's a very funny guy who's other videos and commentaries are well worth searching out.

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