Snappy answers to silly questions – Twitter edition

I’m obliged to reader R. K. for sending me the link to these two tweets.

Back in 2019, a Twitter user asked:

The replies to that question are often amusing, but this one caught my eye.

Brilliant! How to baffle people with tech-speak bull-byproduct!  A Twitter hole-in-one!



  1. Reminds me of a thing I saw where I don't recall the exact phrasing, but a guy called a friend and asked what he was up to. The man answered something to the effect of "Utilizing high temperature water sanitation processes under high pressure in a supervised environment."

    Which when parsed out was "My wife's making me do the dishes."

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