I’m obliged to reader R. K. for sending me the link to these two tweets.
Back in 2019, a Twitter user asked:
The replies to that question are often amusing, but this one caught my eye.
Brilliant! How to baffle people with tech-speak bull-byproduct! A Twitter hole-in-one!
Peter
You know the modern mantra: if you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit!
Reminds me of a thing I saw where I don't recall the exact phrasing, but a guy called a friend and asked what he was up to. The man answered something to the effect of "Utilizing high temperature water sanitation processes under high pressure in a supervised environment."
Which when parsed out was "My wife's making me do the dishes."