1. FINALLY, an answer that makes sense.

    Now you have to the solve the mystery of missing pens and pocket combs.

  2. So when someone ties a single sock to their clothes, loads a Laundromat dryer with quarters, and steps inside, is he attempting interdimensional travel, or shapeshifting?

  3. No, the sock has choices:

    A. Tupperware lid
    B. Coat hanger
    C. Dried out, useless pen
    D. Pencil Stub
    E. Dead batteries
    F. Keys, you can't figure out what lock it goes to, if any
    G. Odd pieces of cardboard, plastic
    H. Dried out Super Glue tubes.

  4. I suspect there has been a change recently. They must re-appear as USB chargers nowadays.

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