Some jokes just write themselves . . .

From KPLC TV in Cleveland:

It’s the largest gathering of protest groups and the largest gathering of police since the beginning of the Republican National Convention.

Activists from Black Lives Matter, Westboro Baptist Church and the KKK were in the square and, at one time, were said to be throwing urine at each other.

Um . . . ah . . . er . . .

  • Should the cops try to keep them apart, or offer them water, sodas and coffee to replenish their arsenals, so to speak?  For that matter, should they sell tickets to let the rest of us throw nasty things at all three groups?  I’d be willing to pay for that!
  • Is this what’s meant by ap-pee-sment?
  • Will this be the ruinurination of the Republican Party?
  • Urine’s not too bad, but anything more solid would be dif-fecal-t to handle.

And so on, and so forth . . .

Peter

11 comments

  1. I visited a prison once where the inmates used turds for crayons. Maybe the protesters will turn to graffiti.

  2. He must be doing something right, if he has that many (I was going to insert the word 'people' in here…but…not sure it applies.) upset.

  3. If people start lobbing solids around, the crowd will surely (wait for it) … scatter.

    You're welcome.

  4. KPLC-TV is our local station in Lake Charles, Louisiana.

    It would not surprise me to find that they cannot locate themselves on a map of the united States.

    MC

  5. (Cue pompous politicians voice making stump speech)

    The people of this glorious country need to stand up, united, NOW and demand the video footage of this terrible event. If this video has been filed with Hillarys e-mails then it is incumbent upon us to DEMAND that the episode be reenacted in full and as many times as necessary to get acceptable coverage from ALL angles.

    Furthermore if elected, I promise….. No! Wait! I'm not done yet!

  6. So much stupid on one place, it's like the black hole of intellectual discussion and productive action. I'm surprised it didn't collapse in on itself and disappear from the universe forever….

    Some train wrecks are just…. wow… just wow.

  7. I approve of this event.

    Fence 'em all in somewhere, provide them all the food and water they want, and sell tickets – you could probably make a significant dent in the national debt.

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