Courtesy of The Lonely Libertarian, here’s one of the weirdest exercise videos I’ve ever seen. Verily, the mind doth boggle . . . Peter
Tag: Ewwww
Stinky!
It seems three whales washed up on the shores of the Faroe Islands the other day. The islanders decided to cut them up in order to remove the bodies more easily. Unfortunately, the man doing the cutting seems to have forgotten that whales are big enough to decompose from the inside out – and that… Continue reading Stinky!
Ever heard of a ‘Guybrator’?
I hadn’t, until I came across an article in the Telegraph mentioning it and a number of other ‘male-prefix’ words. In case you were wondering, a ‘guybrator’ is a male vibrator (whatever the hell that is, and I don’t want to know!) See how many of these terms you understand: Blokebuster Dicklit Heavage Manscaping They’re… Continue reading Ever heard of a ‘Guybrator’?
Doofus Of The Day #704
Courtesy of reader J. M., we find this excruciatingly funny newspaper excerpt from a police blotter: I suppose it could have been worse. Icy Hot is bad enough, but he might have used Bengay – and think of the implications of that name under the circumstances! Peter
Medical science at work???
Australian reader Snoggeramus sends us a link to this hilarious piece of medical research. “It all started with an enquiry from a nurse,” Dr Karl Kruszelnicki told listeners to his science phone-in show on the Triple J radio station in Brisbane. “She wanted to know whether she was contaminating the operating theatre she worked in… Continue reading Medical science at work???
The ugliest shoes of all time?
Courtesy of a link from Dustbury, we’re informed of a contest by Shoewawa to select the ugliest shoes of all time. Readers are invited to vote for their selection over the next couple of weeks. With entries like this: it’s going to be tough choosing a ‘winner’! (Or should that be ‘worst loser’?) Peter
Euphemism of the day
I love the way politicians, corporations and mothers manage to find creative ways to speak of something that might otherwise be offensive. The latest example comes from Australia, where a truck filled with human excrement spilled some of its fragrant freight on a motorway in Brisbane. The company that owns the truck described the incident… Continue reading Euphemism of the day
Breathing in New York City’s air may be hazardous to your health . . .
. . . if this report in the New York Daily News is to be believed. Big Apple air is a bizarre brew of bacteria, pollen, clothing fiber, fungus, tire rubber, dead skin cells, cooking fat and carbon emissions. The truth of exactly what New Yorkers breathe comes courtesy of air expert Bill Logan, who… Continue reading Breathing in New York City’s air may be hazardous to your health . . .
Creepy – and slimy too!
I’ve never been a fan of slugs, ever since as a young child I ran barefoot into the garden and stepped on what felt like a nesting swarm of the darn things. They squished and popped underfoot, leaving me feeling very yucky indeed! You’ll understand, therefore, that news of an invasion of giant slugs in… Continue reading Creepy – and slimy too!
Doofus Of The Day #631
Today’s Doofus was encountered in Florida, although it’s not clear whether our winner is also from that state. The Huffington Post reports: Anal tattoos are the “next big thing.” Or, at least, that’s what some people are saying after meeting this woman at the 17th annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, which was held at the… Continue reading Doofus Of The Day #631