I may, or may not, have been guilty of similar pranks in my younger days. Further deponent sayeth not . . .
Peter
That’s a hell of a way to wake up!
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
I wonder if he needed to change his britches after that…
I'd bet I can get off at least TWO rounds before I crap my pants… 🙂
May I recommend NOT trying that on your wife before coffee, no matter what you may or may not have done prior? Jus' sayin'….