I may have to try Stephan Pastis’ latest brainwave.
Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Peter, don't forget the marshmallows, cheezypuffs, and Lite beer.