This made me giggle. A lot.
Peter
Three Little Pigs – 16th century version
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
He's GOOD!
Yup, that's a good'n.
I seem to recall Tom Holt having a wildly different take on the Pigs; alas, I haven't yet unpacked my books, so I can't refresh my memory on the subject.
For an alternative short presentation: many years ago, Leslie Fish set Kipling's "Song of the Men's Side" to music. Bob Kanesky then transformed it into "Song from the Pigs' Side". Alas, I'm not seeing recordings floating around the 'Net.