Tongue in cheek, here’s one for the conspiracy theorists

Received via e-mail:

Is this a coincidence?

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 70 years ago,  numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT known is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.

And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help Illegal Aliens.

Er . . . if you say so!



  1. Of course, only a spoilsport actually looks the real dates up.

    Gore is close, but then he’s a manbearpig, not an alien/sheep hybrid.

  2. I see.
    So I'm supposed to believe that Barack's father was 12-13 when he fathered his son.
    And that's without looking anything up.

    Humor fail, right there.

    They should've stuck to reality.

  3. I had to post this on my site, too good not to.
    I gave you a hat tip though. Hope you don’t mind

  4. If you want a conspiracy theory that has legs here's one for you

    Malaysian Airlines MH370 that went missing? Allegedly had a whole stack of Chinese on board who were privy to Chinese organ trafficking. They'd fled China because their lives were threatened, were told "all's cool dudes, come back we've even bought you tickets".

    As the theory goes the US knows the Chinese did the deed but can't say Jack because, you know, money

  5. There are people who actually take this sort of nonsense seriously. They are called gullible fools. The list includes people of various ages, none of whom were born in the month stated.

  6. Don't you realize ALL THEIR BIRTH DATES HAVE BEEN CHANGED to HIDE the EVIDENCE! Let's see their ORIGINAL birth certificates!

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