The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
Found on Gab this morning, origin unknown (clickit to biggit):
At least he didn’t mention meteorology – frozen steel posts during an icy winter . . . What other sciences can you recommend that should (or should not) involve licking something? Please tell us in Comments. This could be fun!
Peter
Volcanology
Glaciology
Mycology (hallucinations or death?)
Coprology
Entomology
Economics: Only if the benefit is greater than the cost.
Philosophy: What is the ideal lick? How can we know it exists?
Proctology – Democrat politicos do it all the time.
podiatry oooohhh ick!
pathology don't do it!!!!!!
and my favorite astrology. only if she's cute.
Hematology – Best advised not to, unless you're a vampire.
Mathematics – tastes like legal pad and #2 pencil
Sociology – only if everyone is
Political Science – only if you're not running for office
Physical Anthropology – how long is your tongue?
Astronomy – No! It fogs the lenses
Theoretical Physics – Mathematica has a function for that
Experimental Physics – High Voltages or Hazardous Conditions may exist. You'll never know until you try!
Gastronomy – sometimes the exactly right thing to do to it.
HA, that arrow to computer science is about right. Programs have a habit of working when I show up at other peoples desks. Funny that. Mostly because people are more careful when they have a programmer standing there saying, now what were you doing?
Ornithology, can be finger licking good.