I had to laugh at this report.
A Florida man has been arrested after he was accused of stealing a pickup truck and driving to a Space Force base to warn the government about extraterrestrial and mythical creatures.
Corey Johnson, 29, was arrested Friday at Patrick Space Force Base by local deputies after he “attempted to get on base,” according to an arrest citation.
Johnson reportedly explained to authorities “he was told by the president” to warn “the government there was US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons.”
Johnson allegedly took control of a Ford F-150 several days prior to arriving at Patrick Space Force Base and he didn’t know who the owner was, according to local authorities. He was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle.
He told authorities the president had also instructed him to take the truck.
There’s more at the link.
You just knew this had to be Florida, right? Florida Man strikes again!
I wonder what the “Guardians” thought about that particular call to action? I have visions of a miscreant E-4 being ordered by a senior NCO to prepare to interrupt warring dragons and aliens. “Er… I don’t see that listed in my job description, Staff Sergeant. How’s about you show me how it’s done? I’ll make the popcorn!”