If you’re playing the trombone in a particularly solemn and moving passage of music . . . it helps not to sneeze in mid-blow.
Oops!
Peter
An elephant in the orchestra?
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
As a former trumpet player, I can say that that's hilarious.