Via Reddit and a post at Imgur:
Classic!
Peter
Best breakup letter ever?
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
I'd say he got off lucky.
The laptop and TV were probably stolen by the time he saw the letter, but if he can remember the locations, he just might get his clothes and maybe even the videogames. Now is Kelsi going to throw the rest of the stuff out, or let him in to get them?
This would be a great novel beginning. lol
Dumb bastard. Cheating in a relationship is never a good idea. Even if you set aside the moral/ethical issues, unless the other people are dumb as bricks you eventually will get caught.
Why do I suspect she uploaded that to his facebook… or Kelsi did?