From Stephan Pastis again. Click the image to be taken to a larger view at the “Pearls Before Swine” Web page.
It’s kinda hard to dispute that, isn’t it?
Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
"Doc, how do I live forever?"
"Don't stop breathing."
This reminds me of the part in Jane Eyre where Reverend Brocklehurst asks Jane what she should do to avoid going to Hell. Her answer as, "I must keep in good health, and not die."
Hahahahaha!
Being easily bored adds a bit, too.
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