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Peter
The idle musings of a former military man, former computer geek, medically retired pastor and now full-time writer. Contents guaranteed to offend the politically correct and anal-retentive from time to time. My approach to life is that it should be taken with a large helping of laughter, and sufficient firepower to keep it tamed!
I am so stealing that!
As a man, I would be staying away. Far away.
Tweell speaks truth.
Two kids and a dog (none of which are deal-breakers), and some serious issues to work out.
This is the woman who will slash your tires because a female friend hugged you and she got a whiff of someone else's perfume.
Far, FAR away!!! 🙂
Bet the "missing" dude is buried in the back yard.
No bet.