Doofus Of The Day #209


Our two Doofi this evening are from Green Bay, Wisconsin. From the ‘Police Calls’ column of the Green Bay Press Gazette:

Two 23-year-old men who had been drinking were acting suspicious Thursday in the parking lot of the Green Bay Police Department, 307 S. Adams St. When asked what they were doing, one man said they were taking pictures. A camera contained 25 images, some showing the men walking over the hood and roof of a squad car and urinating on a police truck. Police found dents in a squad car, with footprints matching the shoes of one suspect.

Y’know, it takes a special brand of stupidity to pee on police vehicles:

  • in the parking lot of the police station;
  • when police are present and can see you;
  • and photograph yourself doing it!!!

Talk about making the prosecutor’s case for him! Whatever they were drinking must have had particularly irrational side-effects . . .

Peter

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